Eddie Vedder is so gonna think you’re a wuss if you lose the East.
I’m not sure what to think of you. Are you Rick Vaughn from Major League or are you some nightmare mix between a Recs Specs factory and Drew Carey? You're better than this. In fact you're freakin nasty!
Tito, Sometimes parents have to be parents, and not friends. Fire these guys up, you were freaking Kojak, right? Follow some of his rules.
Ellsbury, like what I see, but you know they are comparing you to Damon. Remember- that MAY not be a compliment.
Add one part determination, one part clutch, one part power, and one part a team on the rise- about to win their division and what do you get? Ryan Howard. Cmon Papi, don’t let your protégé’ steal the limelight for October.
That’s just Manny being a 6 yr old girl. We need that massive bat, loosen your dreads and lets go.
Hideki Okajima, “Tampa Bay” is American for “Hell”, lets get back to form or you may end up there.
Just keep being Josh Beckett, do I need to fire up the World Series VS the Yanks DVD? Or maybe a picture of Leann Tweeden?
MDC, the “untouchable”? Examples please.
Try this… “Site is Under Construction, will be back after we win the World Series”
Wake,you made a living out of throwin a wiffle ball... you’re our stalwart– let these guys get on your back. Show em how its done.
Jason, September does not like you. It rarely ever has…. Shave the goatee and let’s see what can happen. Fisk would do it.
Proctor throws at you, "Joba the Gut" throws at you, Wang nearly breaks your hand….and you're gonna roll over and let them take the East? You're gonna go out like that? Even if you can’t play, lets see some intensity in the clubhouse.
Julio, right now we see you as the poor man’s Ricky Blair. FYI Ricky was the shortsop on my T-Ball team. And he was horrible. Let’s GO LUGO your the man and we know it!
JD , oh JD, we are behind you, we really are, we WANT to see you succeed, we heard you had Mantle like power, but did they mean Doris Mantle?
Ok Dustin, what do I say… your Napoleon complex has come out and you’ve proved to be one hell of a second baseman.. Make the playoffs and I will start a petition for no more Dustin Short Jokes. You're Rookie of the Year for cryin out loud!!
Dice OK? If you really do have a gyroball, now might be the time.
Alex Cora – remember what Dave Roberts did? Keep that in the back of your head.
You're Jonathon Freakin Papelbon. Fire these guys up, even if you do look like the kid from Silver Spoons, you're still the man.
Buckwheat called, he wants his hair back. Hit the ball and run like we know you can, Otay?
Ted Nugent? Is that you? Lets see some of the Nuge’s fire.
Hinske, You’re JD DREWS BACKUP? Not really sure what to say. Really I’m not sure, but I like when your in the lineup. Sometimes. This is a mess.
Lowell, keep up what your doing! And we will forget that you were a throw-in for the Beckett deal.
Buch and Lester, Lester and Buch… which one is which again?
Tavarez, you scare me so I’m not gonna say a lot , so put some fear into other teams as well.LETS GO BOSTON!!!
